This morning as I was getting ready to take Enzo on his walk, I saw that a ginormous spider had built an equally ginormous web inside my apartment. After freaking out and pacing around for a couple minutes (it was far too big to squish), I did the only thing I could think of: I caught it. After snapping a couple pictures of it, I brought it outside, where it eventually crawled away to freedom.
And that, Mr. Manager, is why I was late to work this morning.