Just now, my brother asked me to help him water some plants. I said sure, I just had to go to the bathroom first. So I went to the bathroom, and headed downstairs to help him. I was moving some furniture when I felt something on my leg (under my pants) and I reflexively brushed at it with my hand…and it moved further up my leg. So I grabbed at it through my pants, and heard a loud CRUNCH. I ran back to the bathroom with the explanation that ‘something is in my pants that shouldn’t be there’ and when I got inside, I pulled off my pants, and what did I see sticking out of my fist but a leg and an antenna. I slowly opened my fist to reveal the remains of a very large, very squished cockroach. After freaking out for a bit, I flushed it, still twitching, down the toilet.
In conclusion, there was a cockroach. In my pants.
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