Because I can, in bullet form:
- Dear San Francisco: I like you, but why must you be so…San Francisco? For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, please examine Measure C. Get a job, you hippies.
- I have been working a lot. Consequently, I have been exercising…not at all. This would probably be a good time to put into effect some New Years resolutions.
- I should probably stop flipping off people who tailgate me, but on the other hand, they should probably stop tailgating me.
- It’s definitely time for a musical spring cleaning — I’ve been listening to my iPod on shuffle during my commute, and only recognize about 40% of the songs.
- Said commute would be much better if people would stop crashing their cars into things on the highway.
