The back of my Gobstoppers box says, “ENTER THE WILD WORLD OF WONKA AT WONKA.COM” but I misread it as “ENTER THE WILD WORLD OF VOMIT AT WONKA.COM”.
Whee, vomit!
The back of my Gobstoppers box says, “ENTER THE WILD WORLD OF WONKA AT WONKA.COM” but I misread it as “ENTER THE WILD WORLD OF VOMIT AT WONKA.COM”.
Whee, vomit!
One of my best friends in high school was Lisa. I met her through AYS (Albuquerque Youth Symphony, for those of you not in da know,) where she played cello and I played violin. [Insert Asian girl playing violin joke here.] I met her late in high school, but we became very good friends very quickly. When we went off to college, I went west and she went east. We made half-assed attempts to stay in touch through freshman year, but our respective lives caught up with us, and to make a long story slightly less long, I completely lost track of her after sophomore year. Every so often, for the next three years, I would have mild panic attacks when I realized I had lost touch with her, but I never made much of an attempt to find out where she was. But yesterday I was thinking about her, and I went ahead and called her dad to try to find out where she was. Fortunately, Albuquerque has a way of sucking people in, so her dad’s number hadn’t changed. So it was with some trepidation last night that I gave Lisa a call. After getting over the initial shock of actually talking to each other, I found out that she had moved to Kansas City and was doing some pretty kickass stuff. She manages a coffee shop, and through that, she’s met some musicians that she’s been playing some gigs with, including one singer who wants Lisa to play and tour with her.
Lisa talked about how she never imagined that she would be where she is today, until we both realized that neither of us really knew where we expected ourselves to be at this time in our lives. I’ve told a lot of people that I find it strange that this basically the first time in my life where I don’t have any plan. When I was in middle school, I wanted to be in high school. In high school, it was college. In college, it was getting a job. But now, here I am with a job and an apartment, and I have no idea what to do next. I can’t really imagine myself programming at EA 10 years from now, but I can’t imagine what else I would be doing. So instead, I’m just sort of meandering through life, hoping that I don’t screw up.
In other news, this weekend I’m going to visit Nathaniel, who I also haven’t seen in nearly 3 years. It is sure to be a good time, and I’m excited to see what he’s been up to.
The time has finally come for me and Sprint PCS to part ways. Much to my dismay, Sprint reception in our new place as well as at work is spotty at best. Though I had become quite attached to my little Sanyo phone, it was not to be.
When I was considering switching, I was doing some research to figure out which service would be best to switch to. I was still unsure until the other day when the cable guy was at our place, and he used his cell phone without any problem. I asked him what service he used, and he told me that Verizon had stolen his heart. (Well, not in those words…) So despite my aversion to Verizon’s television ad campaign, I bit the bullet and bought a new phone and plan.
Fortunately, it has so far served me quite well, and I am happy with the reception I’ve been getting. I got a swanky new Motorola T730 flip phone with a color screen and more features than I could ever hope to figure out.
So if you’re reading this and I know you, you should have already received an e-mail with my new cell phone number. If you didn’t, take a moment to be offended, then send me an e-mail or post a comment here to let me know.
1) On the way to work today I saw a Porsche with the license plate “HOT MKT”. You get no guesses as to how he made his money.
2) In the cafeteria at lunch I saw a woman who looks exactly like Monica Lewinsky.
3) Plum Passion Starbursts taste like ass.
This weekend Mariel, her sister, and I went up to the Ikea in Emeryville to buy some new furniture. I was really excited because it was going to be only my second or third time in an Ikea, and my first time actually buying things. We got there around lunch time, and started making our way through the maze of chairs, beds, and lamps. Per the instructions, we found the items we wanted, and wrote down the section of the warehouse they were in so we could pick them up. This part of the process was fine, if not a bit crowded and chaotic.
However, I was soon to realize that drawing closer to the warehouse was much like drawing closer to Hell. Things just start getting worse and worse, until you finally reach the bowels of the warehouse, only to be set on fire and have your eyes gouged out with hot pokers.
The small items and lighting area is Ikea Purgatory. It’s not quite Hell, but something is definitely wrong. People wander around aimlessly, looking lost and confused, and usually remain their for quite some time. While we were there, I was nearly run over by a shopping cart, and witnessed a man calling another man an asshole in front of his wife and two young kids. The lucky ones escape Ikea Pugatory and emerge pure and saved into the light of the real world. However, the vast majority of people in Ikea Purgatory are destined to end up in the warehouse: Ikea Hell.
We stood in the line to get our pushcarts, and weaved our way through the aisles to pick up our items. Just getting around the warehouse area took twice as long as it should have because a lot of people thought it would be a great idea to leave their pushcarts in the middle of the aisle. When we finally made it to the aisles we wanted, it didn’t take us long to discover that the average weight of a piece of furniture in Ikea is approximately 9,000 pounds. We were able to pick up a few smaller items, but when we tried to get my dresser and a wardrobe, the three of us together couldn’t budge them an inch. I think I saw a whole family trapped under an entertainment center box. Eventually, we gave up on the larger items, and decided to leave those until the Ikea in East Palo Alto opened.
Since we had finished picking up our items, I thought we were home free. But I was unprepared for the gauntlet that is the checkout line at Ikea. There were several lines of approximately the same length, but I noticed that there were two lanes than were labeled “Checks Only” that were a bit shorter than the rest. Since I had my checkbook with me, I decided to try one of those lines. The two people in front of me took about 15 minutes to pay for their purchases, so in the mean time, I got out my checkbook and driver’s license, and dated the check, all in preparation for a speedy checkout. I even made sure I knew where all the labels on the boxes were so I could point them out to the cashier. But when it was my turn to pay, the cashier saw me holding my checkbook and said, “Oh, you don’t have to use a check. If you use a check, it will take 6 to 10 minutes to approve.” Instead of arguing, I just agreed to pay with a credit card. Finally, I was through, and as I was pushing my cart to the door, I noticed that the cashier had scanned one of my items twice, and had missed another completely. It turns out that this mistake saved me $50, so I just decided it was reparations for my time in Ikea Hell.
I swear I had a better ending for this story in my head, but I’ve forgotten it, so instead I’ll just quietly…
We’re moving into our new apartment tomorrow, so I’ll be spending the rest of tonight packing up all of my earthly belongings. I’ll be unplugging my computer tonight won’t have an internet connection this weekend (gasp!) but I’ll still have my cell phone, so give me a call if you need to get in touch with me. When I go back to work on Monday I’ll be able to check e-mail again.
So how ’bout them blackouts? Just so everyone knows, YGB and Moo are fine, if not a little annoyed.
Wow, so it’s been quite a while since I’ve posted here, if you haven’t noticed. Mariel and I have been getting ready to move, so that’s taken up most of our time. Moving day is going to consist basically of mass chaos mixed with a lot of boxes and a U-Haul moving van. Good times. Mariel’s sister is coming to help us move, though, which is nice. Nothing brings a family together like hernias. (Hernii?)
I’ve also discovered some cool new websites to share. The first is courtesy of Moo. She found out that a company called Art Box has a character called Sha Sha. That, in and of itself is pretty cool, but they also have TONS of Sha Sha merchandise. Go here and see for yourself. (Search for ‘Sha Sha’ in the search box.)
The second website, shown to me by someone at work, is called Found Magazine. It’s a collection of random things found by people from all over the world. This to-do list is one of my favorites. Check out the “find of the week” for some great ones.
Other than that, I’d just like to say that if you are that bastard in the red Miata who cut me off on El Camino and then tried to stare me down at the stop light, I hope your tonsils explode. Kablooey.
The last few days of work have been annoying. The tool I work on has reached a point where we’re going to release it and then not touch it, for fear of breaking the game right before it ships. So Paul, another engineer on my team, and I branched off the code onto another server so we can work on future versions of the tool. Along with this branch came a whole lot of changes in the underlying code of the tool, so as a result, everything broke in a big way. I only got it running again this afternoon, and even though it runs, the functionality is pretty much completely broken. I get very anxious when I feel like I’m not moving forward, so I’ve been getting frustrated a lot while working. Hopefully we’ll get everything working again so I can actually start making progress again.
In other news, in my
I also have a sad story to tell. Last week, as I was walking out to my car in the morning, I noticed a little baby bird sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. Not wanting it to be squashed by bikers or big feet, I shooed it off the sidewalk to the relative safety of some nearby bushes. Feeling satisfied with myself and my good deed, I headed off to work. However, yesterday in the parking lot I noticed a little brown stain on the asphalt. Upon closer examination, what should I find but a very flat, very dead baby bird. I was sad.
Finally, I had a dream last night that Satan was coming out of my toilet.