On the way to Castro Street, 94.9 had one of the funniest radio edits I’ve heard in a while. From Eminem’s song “Superman”:
“But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go . . . “
Bitches they come they go . . . “
became
“But I do know one thing though,
Chickens they come they go . . . “
Chickens they come they go . . . “
Who knew that Eminem was a farmer?
In other news, I had a chance to exercise my fading Chinese language skills at a Chinese bakery on Castro. Ironically, I was wearing my old Chinese school t-shirt while stumbling over basic sentences. But it did earn me a whopping $.70 discount, so it was all worth it.
Afterwards, I went to Tower and bought a Norah Jones live DVD, and the new Queens of the Stone Age CD.
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I think that Mark Applebaum is the only person I know who has more bizarre musical tastes than I do.
Hey, girls and boys i just wanna let you no that I am Em’s Biggest fan you no he pry wont look at this and justina dont talk like that your just trying to get that of “his song ” stan shh if you have problems go to some one else cuz em wont see this
Eminem’s #1 fan~Mrs.Mathers~
Nope, Sorry im his Biggest fan………. sorry
Nope, Sorry im his Biggest fan………. sorry
Am afraid not i am gee ~as i am ~Mrs.Mathers
what the fuck does that mean
Retard am his biggest fan you said you are but your not so now i am saying am eminem’s biggest fan you f.a one damn whats wrong with you are you dumb or something?
~*~MRS.Mathers~*~
u dont no shit bout him’
i look like him and act like him and i no every song
i look like him and act like him and i no every song
hi i just wanna ask wtf is up with most ppl spellin eminems daughters name wrong it HAILIE not hailey if y’all were such big fans you would no how to spell it
watsup eminem i love your music i will praoa witt you
watsup eminem i love your music i will praoa witt you
omg hu was that grl pretending to be me….y dont u guys just leave us alone!!! and i am the real hailie so dont tell me im not
i lov u daddy!!!!
(o ya and kenja and hagan ur not his biggest fan i am because im his kid)
you aint his own kid this is Kenja am sure Eminem wouldnt let his baby gurl be looking at stuff like this so dont be running your mouth acting like you no me aint Hailie wouldnt be talking like that neither i aint that dumb to believe that must be a lil gurl cuz nobody dose shyt like that
this sucks
hey eminem,do come out with ur new songs,man dont stop ur rapshit coz people love it like anything,well i like u eminem n love ur songs like stan,when i m gone,mockinbird, and almost all of them.i have the whole collection of eminem’s song single as well as feat’s
hey hailie this is for you i feel sad about ur mom i dont knw why she is having problem wid ur dad.he is great who married her again just coz he thinks u miss ur mom but ur mom doesnot deserve to be considered second time,what u have to say about this.well u r very lucky to have dad like eminem,he is simply great n u plz donty complain to ur dad for ur mom……
well take care n be happy
Awww, thank you janmeet! You’re super sweet 4 caring! But pls don’t be sad about my mom. She’s gonna get plenty of money from the divorce. She’ll be livin’ it up! She’s even promised to take me and Lanie on holiday to Mexico during Xmas vacation. She said that’s where we can score some really good dope. She’s got me and Lanie selling it at school, you see. But our stash is almost gone lol. So we need to stock up. Well, I gotta go now. I hear my daddy calling. We’re having a fry up. I love hangover food!!
Take care everybody! And keep listening to my dad’s cds. If you continue to show your support, maybe he’ll get his lazy butt off the couch and record another album. He needs to start making more money anyway. Or at least cough up more child support since my mom used the last 4 payments for cosmetic surgery. But that’s just between you, me and her new J-Lo ass. But seriously, my dad needs to do something to make more money. I need a new pony! It’s a matter of life or death. My old pony turned out to be gay! I can’t have a gay pony! I’m Eminem’s daughter!!!
Peace and Love, Hailie xxx
Oh my god. That is soooo not Halie. Anyone who thinks it is is gay.
youre so fake miss Hailie Jade Mathers. shes not asking for publicity
Hey what happened to the rest of the posts???? There were looooooads about Eminem and some hilarious ones from different Eminem posers, not to mention that last hilarious Hailey poser. Where’d they all go?!??
Ooops! My bad! They’re just above me lol. And Katie, don’t knock the originality of the fakeass Hailie. He/she has breathed new life into this blog by causing your bitch ass to come here and comment on his/hers posts. And you’re right fakeass, Hailiey’s not asking for publicity, but that doesn’t stop ppl from creating creepy websites/groups worshiping her, her dad, cousin, mother, basically anyone related to her.
eminem has the best music ever and really shows what reality is. he shows everyone that it’s ok to ne yourself and live how you want to live your life. he’s a great father and artist!!
Is Emiemem coming out w/ a new album? Or is that just a rumour? Hope he does. Hope you’re moms botox goes well Hailie!!! Tel ur dad, he’s a hero 2 many, includin myself X
emanime is the bomb plaeas if emanime ever gets this listen do not stop reppen come back
Hey every1 im Hailie Jade Mathers
you all know my Daddy is Marshall right?
Well u can find out more about me at Eminemandhailiejade@url.com or other websites… Also i love the way that ppl has
being posting me comments. But whats not cool,is that ppl r saying that they’re me! Dat bites! and if 1 more person does that i’ll get my Daddy to sort you out! *Evil laugh* Anyways, tnx 4 taking the time to read this.
Love all u lots!! Bye!!!
xxxxx Hailie xxxxx
dear
em are you ok seems that you have been having a hard time lately just writing to say how sorry i feel for you and i am your biggest fan every and i also hope hailie is ok thanxlove you both lots kayleigh
You guys are so stupid. It’s not like Em actually reads this stuff. And also, you don’t know him, stop tryin to be his bff. And also the whole Hailie thing is stupid , any one can be her , I could be Eminem and post something. Look at the post below. Its me doing it….and youd probably all fall 4 it, wouldn;t u? Oh my god, when will u guys get it? This is a bogus website, Eminem and Hailie have a life.
Ps. im his biggest fan!
Yo, i just wanna shout out 2 all u guys. I wouldn’t be anywhere w/ out y’all so thanks. Leave my daughter alone….ur all being f***in annoying.
(okay, so that wasn’t actaully him its me Katie!) see how anyone can do that>
ya forreal.
eminem is the shit. but anyone can like come on here and pretend to be anyone.
everyone is so gullible these days!
yeah poor poor Hailie baby. she got a new pony now. i never knew before that ponies can be gay??? oh well, i saw it with my own eyes. her cat Tiger is lesbian anyway. lmfao. oh i love you people.
my aunt had an boobjob too. now she can make her own money with posing for the playboy! my uncle will be happy with that. if hes not too busy iwth hitting innocent little kids hehehe. yeah hes almost broke. im still wondering what made him spend so much money. i hope it are the christmas presents. i bought myself a new cell. wondering how long i will keep it. i LOVE the red button.
Nah im just playing
-xoxox-
yo man why is everyone so obbsessive over eminem hes just a person like everyone else he does not want stalkers or posers he just wants to do what he love whitch is singing so just leave him and his family alone man i wonder what he would say if he accually ended up in this chat this i bet he would not like seeing all these posers and stalkers and people who are obbsesed with him i no if i was famous i would not like people like you guys following me around and poseing as me that is just not cool you guys should really leave eminem and hailie and kim and lainie and whitney alone they just want to have a normal life like everyone else has hailie does not want to have to go to school and have stalkers same with lainie. they want to be able to go out side and not have to hide from all the fans like man just leave them alone im not even joking
Thank you unknown.
I thank you from the bottom of my gold-digging, black heart. It is TRUE fans like you who have made me one rich biyatch with more money than I could possibly spend in a lifetime …. although I fully intend to try.
Hailie and Lanie showed me this site last night and encouraged me to post, since they both have in the past. So here I am! Now all we need is for that fairy, Marshall, to post too!
I hope everyone had a pleasant Christmas! We had a wonderful day and the girls got everything they wanted. Marshall and I decided that it would be in the kids’ best interest if we had Christmas together with both mummy and daddy there.
After Christmas lunch, which I cooked, (Marshall made his world-famous lumpy onion gravy – eurgh!) the kids went off to play with their toys in the rec room with their stoned Uncle Nate and his intelligent stripper girlfriend supervising the fun.
So mummy and daddy were able to enjoy some Sexy Time together, undisturbed, in daddy’s bedroom.
Marshall bought me some very expensive Booby Tassles to wear for when I go abroad. I’ll be able to wear them when I visit the nudist beaches since my nips always get sunburnt after a couple hours and are usually quite sore afterwards. Marshall is soo thoughtful!
He even modelled in them first so I could see what they’d look like – he doesn’t have a mirror in his room or his bathroom b/c he doesn’t “want the constant reminder of how old he’s getting.”
He’s soo sillly, I keep telling him he doesn’t look old and that “Little Marshall” certainly doesn’t look old either. He’s not even wrinkly yet – I’m not referring to Little Marshall here, b/c he certainly IS very wrinkly. I wonder if he would ever consider getting botox there???
Well, I better get back to my chores now. My crotchless leather shorts aren’t going to wash themselves!! lol
Best wishes!
Kimmy XXX
See the funny part about all of you girls is that your fake. Kim and Marshall arent together anymore. And Marshall is right next to me while Im righting this, its hard to write this considering that he wont keep his hands off me. He doesnt want any of you little girls, but keep your dreams alive girls just know It wont happen like it did for him and I. He is my man, and he says hi to all of you. Email me @ Flippinhotass12@yahoo.com If you want to say hi to him.
Bye.
ur guys dont get that none of em family or even him will ever post here, so dont be so dumb thinging that those who passed themselfes off as kim or marshall or hailie are for real – theyre fake asses
LOL you noobs really think Eminem has ever been or will ever be on this page!??!?!?!? Wtf u priks are thinkin?
He has mills of dollars on him and u think he would spend time sitting alone in his room chatting with all ya noobs!!?!? haha that’ a nice story but acctualy right now he might be on hawai or be in a club fuckin some hoes… EVERYTHING ELSE BUT BEING HERE!!!!! NOW GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD AND STOP ACTIN STUPID!!!!!!
Yeah i forgot to say: FUCK ALL YA FAKE ASS FUCKS!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!! GET A REAL LIFE!!!!
FUCK YOU FAGS!!BITCHES!!!SISSIES!!!!FUCKS!!!!FUCK YOU!!! FUCK OFFF!!! FUCK ALL YA!!!!
FUCK OFFFF
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK YOU
FUCK OFFF
FUCKIN RETARDS U DUMB ASS MOTHAFUCKAS!
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!JUST FUCKIN FUCK YASELF WITH A FUCKIN SHOWEL OR FUCKIN SOMETHING!!!
AND FUCKIN EMINEM WILL NEVER MEET YOU CUS U’RE A RETARD!!! GET THAT IN YA HEAD!!!! HE AIN’T NEVER GONNA EVEN SEE YOU!!!!! HE WOULD PROLY WHOOP YOUR ASS CUS HE AIN’T WHAT U THINK HE IS!!!! IT’S ALL JUST A BUSSINES!!!
HE’S THERE TO GET YOUR MONEY U FUCKIN RETARDS!!! RETARDED FUCKS FUCK OFF!!!!
ARGGHHH HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
BTW THIS COMMENT IS PROLY GONNA GET INTO GUINESS BOOK CUS OF SO MUCH SWEARING IN IT XD
AND YEAH U THINK THAT LAST LINE WAS FUNNY!?!?!? WELL FUCK YOU!!!! HAHAHA YEAH FUCK YOU ALL!!!
FUCKIN FAGGOTS U MIDGETS AND WIGERS!!!
PS. FUCK YOU
HAHAHAH
FUCK YOU
KING MATHERS COMING SOON!!!!
DETOX COMING SOON!!!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE MASTERPIECES!!
NOW GET OUT THERE AND BUY SOME OF EMINEMS ALBUMS AND MAKE HIM MORE RICH!!!
HAHAHAH YEAH U KEEP LOVIN HIM!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!
YOU DON’T LIKE IT!?!?!?
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN I JUST NOTICED LAST COMMENT WAS 2 MONTHS BEFORE MY….
DEAD PAGE…
ANYWAY KEEP IN MIND TO:
FUCK OFFFFFF!!!!!
HEY!
IF ANYONE OF YOU EVER GETS TO MEET EMINEM. PLEASE TELL HIM THAT DENMARK IS STILL WAITING FOR HIM:-)
I WILL BE THE FIRST IN LINE FOR A TICKET LIKE THE LAST TIME HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME:-)
BYE
u no r all fakes so y post if u no da family or u r da family u post do u think we r stupied ? or sum think nd if dat was not da real kim i no it ant im not tellin u y i no but cuz marshall dont luv kim any more ha there prof lol luv marshall mathers 4 life
i mean if u r family or a friend u wouldnt post on sites lyk diz lol bye
Fuck all yeah right , fuck all..
Eminem is the Real King
but he plays with pussies
Hey to all those fakers! What the hell is wrong with you people!?!?! Do you really expect us to believe that you’re eminem or halie or anyone from the fuckin mathers family!?!?!? that is just sooooo fuckin insane and retarded!!!
I’m a big eminem fan, but I don;t go round pretending to be eminem or halie or kim and I don’t go round trying to find his address or pretend to know him when I know I don’t! If you really like the guy like you say you do then why don’t you just give him respect and not try and be him or find him?!!? Just listen to his music or google him if you’re that desperate, isn’t that enough for you dumasses!!! And half of you freaks sound mentally ill and stalkerish! Eminem is hardly gonna come on to this forum and talk to you guys, and even if him or anyone saw what you guys wrote they’ll probably get freaked out and will never wanna talk to a fan again!
Anyways just stopped by to give you a piece of my mind! And to all the REAL fans, good taste!
Ciao! Laters!
eminem rocks. i love him. i wish he would make sum cool new songs soon, ily
love,
teresa
p.s. write me eminem if you eva read this tessa_ur_love@yahoo.com
i love eminem too, my mom had a dream the other day that we went to a em concert and he was leaving at the same time we were leaving and i asked him if he would check out my eminem site and he was like “F off kid” lol!!
madmreko@yahoo.com
yo email me if you love eminem i like to hang out with fans
p.s. benzino, if your that much of a gangster, put the mic down, you should be out killin motherfuckers right now..
Yo, heres the real shit. i saw this here blog and was forced to letcha’ll know something. Fuck Ya’ll. Em is my boy, Eazy is dead…
bullshit!! those guys are kidding !!!!
Those other peeps r just fakin I am your biggest fan. You even wrote a song about me.