One fun thing about having a website is that you can check your referral logs and see how people are reaching your site. Every once in a while, someone reaches your site through a search engine, such as Google. And this where the real fun begins. For example, I wrote a couple days ago about how much I hate the Dell commercial intern. Well, it seems that he and his friends are more popular with the general public than with me. Here are a few searches that have brought people to my little corner of the web:
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The fun thing is, now that I’ve written this on my page, even more search engines will take people here. So, sorry folks, I don’t know who the new Dell intern is, but I can name 100 ways I would like to hurt him, if you’d like.
Besides the Dell interns, (there’s another hit!) I seem to mention Christina Aguilera a lot:
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comments on dirrty video
That last search was apparently by someone looking for critical commentary on the social impact of Ms. Aguilera’s latest effort. That, or he wants somewhere to tell everyone how hot she looks humping 5 women at once.
Other times, I’m not exactly sure what people are looking for:
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jackass photos of steve o tattoo on his back
However, once in a while, there is a search that clearly should direct people to my page:
coolest site ever
As luck would have it, the Dell intern I hate seems to be enjoying quite a bit of exposure beyond those Dell commercials. He’s in a new cell phone commercial, and last night, he was on ER as some kid hopped up on crystal meth. However, not wanting to disappoint my ever-faithful insult-slinging IQ-of-a-door Dell-intern-searching readers, and since I am still mind-bogglingly 3rd on the Google search for “dell intern commercials,” here. It’s a damn picture of the stupid Dell intern. Go wallpaper your room with it or something.
Now leave me alone.
Edit 2: See this comment for info about the Dell intern actor.