HOLY CRAP EVERYTHING’S GREEN!!

…ooookaaay… Um, I redesigned the page. Well “redesigned.” It’s pretty much the same page with the same content, but I think it looks better. It’s green. You’ll also notice that none of the links at the top work… This is because it’s 2 am and I want to go to sleep rather than redo those other pages. So you’ll have to be content with my ramblings for now, and the rest will be here in the coming days.

Now for something completely different. Since Cort’s car is in the shop, I drove him and Ken home from work. In exchange for also driving a friend of theirs to the Cal Train Station, Ken offered me chocolate frogs. What are chocolate frogs, you ask? Excellent question. Imagine, if you will, a little frog-shaped milk chocolate embedded with Pop Rocks. Yes, Pop Rocks, those freaky little candies you had as a kid that everyone said would make you explode if you ate with a can of Coke. Intrigued, I placed one of the frogs in my mouth and chewed it, noticing nothing unsual. After a few seconds of chewing, I still was pop-less, and beginning to doubt Cort’s claims of confectionary explosions. It’s about then that the popping began. It started as a few pops here and there, but soon became a virtual symphony of snaps, crackles, and pops, all resonating perfectly within my brain cavity. The interesting thing is that the pop rocks lasted much longer than the chocolate itself, leaving me with a faint crackling noise in my head for several minutes afterward. I’m gonna have to get me some of those chocolate frogs.